Mr.Right#3

Dedicated to M eljameela :*
Long post 7gchh :*


Devil : "Uhh Halla Fayee Ana 3bdalla ! "
Me: Umm Mino 3bdalla !
Devil : Rfeej S3ood... baaas 7abeet agoolch shay..


What did he want to tell me? I was too scared to answer .. whats happening? Shfeeh s3ood ;(
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Me: Shtbe tgoole?
Devil: I can't discuss this on msn, how about I call you? Shno yur num..
I hesitated. Should i trust him? After all he's kind of a stranger. Oh what the heck.
Me: 5**46****
I saw my phone vibrating so I went and picked it up. It was a number that I didn't recognize, so akeed it's him.
I picked up.


Me: aloo..
3bdalla: Ahleen , Sm3y ana mb6wl 3leech . S3ood '3yr r8maaah Oo 9aar maydesh elmsn. 3shan che ms2al 3nch! Bs a7sn 5lch minah ..
me: Ahaa y3ne 7taa law '3yrr r8maaah my3rf ys2l..
3bdalla: 3laa Goltaah nsaaah r8mch ..
Me: ahaaa.. whatever..
3bdalla: Sm3ee ana aklmch b3deen *hangs up*


Whats up with s3ood ! Is that seriously his reason.. 
*tring* I ran to my laptop only to see 3bdalla talking to me.
Devil: hey You know Rashed al X akeed.
Me: Yeah, shfeeh.
Devil: Well I gave him your number, expect him to call.
Me: What? Why'd you do that ! Malek 7aag
*Devil signs out*
WHAT THE HELL ! SHFEEH HAY.
I saw my phone vibrating, I picked it up only to see another strange number. I answered.
Me: Aloo
..: Hallla hallla..
Me: 5eer fe shayy?
..: Laiish m5ysaaa ybaaa bs 7beeet ashoof etha r8mch 7elow wla laa2
Me: laaaa2 wallah oo ent Lhdrja mtfr'3?
..: 5laaa9 m3a elslama.
Me: Bye ! * Hangs up *
and I'm guessing that was Rashed.


I signed out of Msn and Lay on my bed for hours daydreaming. I realised something was vibrating. It was my phone. Guess who was calling? Rashed .. Wow, I bet he's gonna be annoying me everyday.


Me: Aloo ! Fee shay a7een shtbe?
Rashed.: Yubaa a39bch ! Bs 7beet enah n9eer friends y3ne tgdreen tgoolen oo bg3d et9lch kilyoom oo I won't take no for an answer.
*Hangs up*
Mafee a78aaaaaar minaah? Laa2 b3d ygoole I won't take no for an answer b3d ! Wy3aaa enshalla !!!
I decided to just sleep. I can't believe that 3bdalla yswe shay che ! Such a low person !
Just as I was about to sleep my phone was vibrating again ! Uff walla if it's rashed b9r5 3leeh ! El7maar ! G6ee3aa !  Another strange number ! oh my god ! Who is it now. 3bdalla ma5laah 7aad m36aaah ra88myyy !


Me: Umm Alo..?
S3ood: Hallllla bilyyy w7shtnyyy halla bilzeeen
Me: S3ood ?
S3oood: Yazeeeeenha mnccch, eee ee ana S3ood, mawlhty 3lay !
Me: Twk ts2l ! Twnyyy 6reeeet 3laa baaaalik ! Bdree 3laik
S3ood: Aseef yuubaaa wallah asef, wallah el'6roof
Me: Ay '6roof ely t5leek tswee che . 
S3ood: Ma3leena enty sh5brch
Me: s3ood ent leesh m6rsh le rfeejk 3bdalla ? Oo m5leeh yt9leee b33d? Ma5lh 7aaad m36aah r8meee
S3ood: 3A6AH MIN R8MCH ?!!?
Me: Rashed al X ! Oo bkraa madre min by36eeh b3d !
S3ood : Ma3leeh 3ade klmyy rb3ee shfeeha !
Me: NA3AM ! AKLM RB3K? SHINOOO ANA? SHH'CHYFNYY ENSHALLA *HANGS UP*


SHFEEH HAYY ! Ygoole 3dee tklmeen rb3ee la b3d shfeeha ! Shfeeh hatha est5f oo g3d !


That night I couldn't sleep klsh. A lot of strange numbers called me. Min r8m elaa r8m ! Min m7md ela rashed ela s3ood ela 3bdalla elaaaa A7meed ela madre mino !!
Hathaa L7gg Ynshrr r8mee ! 9ijjj enaah 78eeer oo w6y ! m3 enah S3ood is his best friend oo ydree enah y7bne ! Ooo laa elsheee5 s3ood Ygoole 3de?!


I got up the next day went to school tired kilah minhm ez3joony m5loony anam ! I couldn't wait to go back home, so when I did I slept 3la 6ool. I woke up 3la my phone vibrating. I saw yet another strange number


Me: Aloo * Sleepy voice *
..: Ohh nayma? Walah asef !
Me: minn ent?
..: Anaa Na9er al X 5laa9 aklmch b3deen *Hangs up*


Yklmnyy b3deen? 5eeeer enshalla min gal abe aklmh enshalla !
Shwayy ela achoof 3bdalla calling i picked it up.


3bdalla : Tara S3ood can't call you anymore.
Me: Whatever, min 3wydaaah mays2al a9lan t3wdt !
*Conference Call*
3bdalla: Hallla b s3ooooooooood , Kahyy Fayooo.
S3ood: Halla bil7ub..
Me: .. What is this supposed to be? Getting all your friends together to listen to you talking to me?
3bdalla: La7'6aaa 7baybeee *Hold*
*Conference call*
3bdalla: Halllaaa Rashoooood
Me: b3d Rashoood?
S3ood: Halla b7beeeeeb galbee
Rashed: Shfeech yuba Faye, 5lch easy
3bdalla: La7'6aaa * hold*
*Conference call*
3bdalla: Hallllllllla na9oooooor
Me: B3d na9eer ! Shrykk tshbkk elFreej kamel b3d ! wy3a enshalla !
S3ood : hahaha shfeech Fayoo hadeee 79aaal 5eeer
Rashed: 5liiich easyyy yubaa
Na9er: 5alooooha hahaha. Laaww shbknaa M7md madree shbtswee b3d.
Me: B3d .. Awl shay 3bdalla b3deen Rashed b3deen na9eer ! B3d al7een M7md? Do I look like your b**** that you can have fun with? THINK AGAIN ! Yalee mtst7oon ! Oo s3ood 7dk 67t min 3ainy ! Oo 3bdalla ! Latnshr r8mee !
Wallah enkm wa6yeen *Hangs up*